Lily the Cat, Destroyer

Her name was Lily. she had seen a lot of stuff. Fire, her fire, that was the worst of it. Wait hold up you certainly don't know about THAT! Let's back up a bit. Once upon a time there was a cat. Her name was Lily. “Goodbye Lily! Stay safe at the library!” Her mom cried from upstairs. Stay safe!? She thought. There is absolutely no hiding from the humans! “Well? What are you waiting for!?” Her mom growled. “Sigh. You mustn't keep sending me on these journeys if you would like me to ‘stay safe!’” Lily pointed out as she left. The library was nice. But when she arrived, there was one book that caught her eye. It was titled “2099 spells and curses for the black magic witch” Lily snickered as she took the book off the shelf. “Those humans are in for a nasty, nasty treat.” she saw her first victim. “BHIUGYUF!” She cried as he fell to the ground. “MWAHAHA!!!” She yelled happily. “WHO ARE YOU!? WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!?” The librarian asked, shocked. “I AM HERE TO DESTROY HUMAN SPECIMEN! BHIUGYUF! BHIUGYUF TO ALL!!! HA HA! I AM SO POWERFUL!!” She cried as they all fell to her power. Later at home… “How was it?” Her mom asked. Lily smiled. “Great!” She replied happily. Now for the next victim. My helpless mom! “Oh hey mom!” She began. “Spooky goblins, a snake's scail. You will die and I will prevail.” The spell was a dud. “OH FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!! Sigh. Never mind mom!” Her mom was confused. “If you are mentally ill you can tell me, hon.” She said confused Lily blushed. “Ha-ha … ha.” She said obviously not in a playful way. She left. To her surprise she saw a wizard! “I heard of your journey to become a witch! I will train you young Woman!” He cried. She stared at him with wide eyes. “WHAT!?!?!?” “Geeze! Don't be so loud! Humans will hear us! Shhhhh!” A human gave them a weird look. Lily blushed. The wizard hissed. “Lets go to my tower!” He growled. “NOW!” All of a sudden a broom appeared. “Jump on.” The wizard said. Lily gulped. “Whatcha waiting for!? I don't want any more weird looks. I am a busy man. I didn't even want to do this but my magic fairy-cat pet convinced me!” Lily rolled her eyes and then jumped on the broom as the ground got further away. She opened her mouth and started to scream then closed her mouth and clapped her hands onto her mouth with a surprised look on her face. ”Scared, aren't ya?” the wizard asked rudely. Ugh she thought. This wizard is horrendously mean. Then she did the most stupid thing in the world. She jumped. Gosh! When she jumped she cried “MAY I FALL UNTO THEE BROOM THEE LIFE BE SAVED!” It was a spell. She closed her eyes shut. Wind was screaming in her ears. All she could hear was whoosh whoosh that, that noise, that was her world now. But she was not dead! She landed perfectly on a broom! Oh my was she not ever gonna do that again! But maybe she will… that was kinda… COOL! FUN! She had never been on a journey this exciting! But how would she control the broom!? Her broom seemed to have a mind of its own! She crash landed in a forest! She casted a spell. “Thee magic dust please lead the way with you we will save the day!” She cried. The magic fairy dust led her to a boy “What's your name lil boy?” She asked. He noticed the spell book she had and smiled. “Marco. I was destined to help you on your certainly just miraculous journey!” He responded. “But Marco! It will never work out! You're a dog!” She replied. He looked down. “That's what I was told.” He sighed. “Look, as long as you dont chase me, we can be friends.” She replied. His floppy ears bounced at the fact that he will no longer be alone. “That would be great!” He cheered with slobber droplets flying everywhere. Lily squinted. “Say don't spray it! Eww!” She said disgustedly. “Ha ha! Sorry! Dogs slobber that's all!” “Well cats don't!” She gloated. He led her to the exit of the forest. “This is it? This seems too good to be true…” Lily said All of a sudden Marco turned into an angel! “NO! Not an angel! I hate creatures of light!” She said. “I know!” She cried excitedly. “I’ll cast a light destroying spell!” “NOOOOO!” Cried the angel “MY WEAKNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!” And with that the battle was over. She went home. Or did she? As she went through the exit, then it disappeared to reveal it was an illusion! “Oh no!” She cried. “Oh no no no!” She put her head on a log to cry. “I will never, ever, ever be back! I don't have even the slightest bit of food! I will die! I won't last a week!” Lily yelled unhopeful. “Do you need help?” Said a voice. “Who are you? Where are you? Where am I?” Lily asked. “One thing at a time my love. I am a fairy, I am in front of you-” Lily squinted and was able to see her. “-and you are in the enchanted forest of spirits.” Lily was surprised. “I will get you out of here!” Promised the fairy. “W-w-w-wow ha-ha th-th-this is r-r-r-r-really happening r-r-right?” The fairy laughed. “Yep!” said the fairy. “Follow me!” The fairy led her to the real exit. She then fainted. Then she was transported to an endless void. “Is this a dream?” Lily asked “Yes. It is.” Said the fairy. “We arrived at the exit. The magic was so strong it made you faint. Don't worry! When you wake up I will get you outta here!” Lily was puzzled. “Gosh… I really am gonna escape… right?” The fairy smiled. “Yer welcome!” She cheered. “No you're welcome just yet! We don't know if this is gonna work yet!” Lily pointed out. The fairy smiled. “Oh it will work! Just as long as you escape this void! I will open up an escape, but it will be high in the sky. Farewell!” And with that the fairy disappeared. Then an opening opened up in the sky to reveal tons of light. “Hmm” Lily muttered confusedly. “Page 1390 says that as a spell you can say the thing you want to happen backward. Hmm” She then began to cast a spell: “!REDDAL” Then a ladder all of a sudden appeared. She then climbed the ladder and escaped! She then saw the exit in front of her. Wow. It was a magical archway decorated with flowers and grape vines from which she had fainted from their beauty. Then she jumped inside. On the other side there was a beautiful city. Her city! But then she thought: Wait, mom will be so mad about how long ‘the walk’ I took was. What if I don't come back? Yes! That's what I’ll do! I’ll become a criminal! A burglar! A lowlife! A scofflaw! A Gangster! Ha ha! A gangsta! She then sees a bank! Bingo! She comes inside the bank. She then sees a bank manager. “WHERE IS THE BANK VAULT!!!!”Lily yelled loudly. “Wow! No need to shout! It's a pleasure for someone to try and rob this bank!” He exclaimed. “Huh?” She said confusedly. He just beamed. “We are the most boring bank in the world! We even got a bunch of trophies for it!” He points to a bunch of trophies. “Oh and just for fun, I am not gonna help you rob this bank!” He says smirking, looking quite proud of himself. “Oh really?” Says Lily taking out a sword. He then tells her where the vault is and what the code is. “GUARDS!!!” He shrieked, “GETI HER!” The guards then surround her. “Yer comin wit us!” The toughest guard says. He picks up a phone and starts to dial, 9-1-1 “POLICE!!!!!!!!!” He shrieks at the top of his lungs. “HOW'S YOUR DAY GOING?” His voice softens. “Oh yeah? Swell! What's your favorite color? Oh blue? Great! Mine is black! Uh huh? Oh yeah yeah. COME TO THE BANK IMMEDIATELY!!!!” And in 1 minute the police were there.