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  1. Lord Oakhurst’s Curse
  2. Bexar Scrip No. 2692
  3. Queries and Answers
  4. Aristocracy Versus Hash
  5. Fickle Fortune or How Gladys Hustled
  6. A Strange Story
  7. The Great French Detective, in Austin
  8. Tracked to Doom
  9. A Snapshot at the President
  10. Three Paragraphs
  11. A Lunar Episode
  12. The Sensitive Colonel Jay
  13. The Distraction of Grief
  14. A Sporting Interest
  15. Had a Use for It
  16. The Old Landmark
  17. Getting at the Facts
  18. Too Wise
  19. Answers to Inquiries
  20. Hush Money
  21. Relieved
  22. A Villainous Trick
  23. Book Reviews
  24. A Conditional Pardon
  25. Bill Nye
  26. A Guarded Secret
  27. A Universal Favorite
  28. Willing to Compromise
  29. Ridiculous
  30. Guessed Everything Else
  31. A Slight Mistake
  32. A Good Story Spoiled
  33. Revenge The man, woman, child, or animal who pens “Postscripts” for the Houston Post is a weird, wild-eyed genius and ought to be captured and put on exhibition with the “nameless things” they are taking out of the government well at San Marcos. There is certainly a reward for both specimens. Kyle Star-Vindicator
  34. No Help for It
  35. “Not So Much a Tam Fool”
  36. A Guess-Proof Mystery Story
  37. An Inspiration
  38. Coming to Him
  39. His Pension
  40. The Winner
  41. Hungry Henry’s Ruse
  42. One Consolation
  43. An Unsuccessful Experiment
  44. Even Worse
  45. The Shock
  46. The Cynic
  47. Speaking of Big Winds
  48. An Original Idea
  49. Calculations
  50. A Valedictory The “Some Postscripts” man on the Post has about reached the end of his vein. These spurts of brilliancy many are capable of, but the sustained light that burns for years to gladden and instruct is a rare quality, and the possessor should be appreciated by the people, for he is the true Messiah—the eldest son of the great intellectual lord of the universe. Brenham Press
  51. Solemn Thoughts
  52. Explaining It
  53. Her Failing
  54. A Disagreement
  55. An Expensive Veracity
  56. Grounds for Uneasiness
  57. Recognition
  58. His Doubt
  59. A Cheering Thought
  60. What It Was
  61. Identified
  62. Red Conlin’s Eloquence
  63. Marvelous
  64. The Stranger’s Appeal
  65. The Colonel’s Romance
  66. A Narrow Escape
  67. A Years Supply
  68. Slightly Mixed
  69. Knew What Was Needed
  70. Some Ancient News Notes
  71. A Sure Method
  72. A Tragedy
  73. A Houston Romance
  74. Nothing New Under the Sun
  75. A Matter of Loyalty
  76. By Easy Stages
  77. Taking No Chances
  78. The Other Side of It
  79. The Bruised Reed
  80. Journalistically Impossible
  81. The Power of Reputation
  82. A Personal Insult
  83. Reconciliation
  84. Buying a Piano
  85. Too Late
  86. A New Microbe
  87. A Story for Men
  88. Just a Little Damp
  89. Her Mysterious Charm
  90. Why He Hesitated
  91. Convinced
  92. How It Started
  93. His Dilemma
  94. Something for Baby
  95. A Righteous Outburst
  96. A Green Hand
  97. A Fatal Error
  98. The Rake-Off
  99. The Telegram
  100. An Opportunity Declined
  101. The Confession of a Murderer
  102. A Startling Demonstration
  103. Leap Year Advice
  104. After Supper
  105. His Only Opportunity
  106. Correcting a Great Injustice
  107. Getting Acquainted
  108. City Perils
  109. Jack the Giant Killer
  110. No Time to Lose
  111. Paderewski’s Hair
  112. Binkley’s Practical School of Journalism
  113. The Apple
  114. A Pastel
  115. A Night Errant
  116. Board and Ancestors
  117. An X-Ray Fable
  118. The Sporting Editor on Culture
  119. A Question of Direction
  120. The Prisoner of Zembla By Anthony Hoke
  121. Lucky Either Way
  122. The “Bad Man”
  123. Simmon’s Saturday Night
  124. The Wounded Veteran
  125. Her Ruse
  126. Why Conductors Are Morose
  127. Led Astray
  128. The Mirage on the Frio
  129. The Legend of San Jacinto
  130. In Mezzotint
  131. Whiskey Did It
  132. A Strange Case
  133. How Willie Saved Father
  134. Veriton Villa The following story of Southern life and manners won a prize offered by a Boston newspaper, and was written by a young lady in Boston, a teacher in one of the advanced schools of that city. She has never visited the South, but the faithful local color and character drawing shows an intimate acquaintance with the works of Mrs. H. B. Stowe, Albion W. Tourgee and other well known chroniclers of Southern life. Everyone living in the South will recognize the accurate portraits of Southern types of character and realistic description of life among the Southern planters.
  135. A Mystery of Many Centuries
  136. The Good Boy
  137. The Dissipated Jeweler
  138. Sufficient Provocation
  139. The Pint Flask
  140. An Unknown Romance
  141. How She Got in the Swim
  142. An Odd Character
  143. The Barber Talks
  144. The Sunday Excursionist
  145. Barbershop Adventure
  146. Somebody Lied
  147. The Lotus and the Cockleburrs
  148. The Proem
  149. “Fox-in-the-Morning”
  150. The Lotus and the Bottle
  151. Smith
  152. Caught
  153. Cupid’s Exile Number Two
  154. The Phonograph and the Graft
  155. Money Maze
  156. The Admiral
  157. The Flag Paramount
  158. The Shamrock and the Palm
  159. The Remnants of the Code
  160. Shoes
  161. Ships
  162. Masters of Arts
  163. Dicky
  164. Rouge Et Noir
  165. Two Recalls
  166. The Vitagraphoscope
  167. Whistling Dick’s Christmas Stocking
  168. Georgia’s Ruling
  169. Bulger’s Friend
  170. A Blackjack Bargainer
  171. The Duplicity of Hargraves
  172. The Passing of Black Eagle
  173. Cherchez La Femme
  174. Friends in San Rosario
  175. The Marionettes
  176. By Courier
  177. Madame Bo-Peep, of the Ranches
  178. An Afternoon Miracle
  179. A Call Loan
  180. The Struggle of the Outliers
  181. A Professional Secret
  182. Cupid à la Carte
  183. A Departmental Case
  184. Round the Circle
  185. The Cactus
  186. The Renaissance at Charleroi
  187. Hearts and Hands
  188. A Ghost of a Chance
  189. Art and the Bronco
  190. Hygeia at the Solito
  191. Sound and Fury
  192. Roads of Destiny
  193. The Robe of Peace
  194. A Retrieved Reformation
  195. One Dollar’s Worth
  196. While the Auto Waits
  197. The Guardian of the Accolade
  198. October and June
  199. The Marquis and Miss Sally
  200. Out of Nazareth
  201. The Atavism of John Tom Little Bear
  202. The Whirligig of Life
  203. The Fourth in Salvador
  204. Jimmy Hayes and Muriel
  205. Tobin’s Palm
  206. The Lonesome Road
  207. Confessions of a Humorist
  208. At Arms with Morpheus
  209. The Princess and the Puma
  210. A Chaparral Christmas Gift
  211. The Sphinx Apple
  212. The Pimienta Pancakes
  213. The Social Triangle
  214. The Elusive Tenderloin
  215. A Chaparral Prince
  216. The Ferry of Unfulfilment
  217. The Pendulum
  218. The Hypotheses of Failure
  219. Transformation of Martin Burney
  220. A Little Local Colour
  221. A Newspaper Story
  222. A Madison Square Arabian Night
  223. The Champion of the Weather
  224. On Behalf of the Management
  225. The Enchanted Kiss
  226. The Adventures of Shamrock Jolnes
  227. After Twenty Years
  228. The Sparrows in Madison Square
  229. Lost on Dress Parade
  230. The Reformation of Calliope
  231. Witches’ Loaves
  232. New York by Camp Fire Light
  233. The Romance of a Busy Broker
  234. A Matter of Mean Elevation
  235. The Brief Debut of Tildy
  236. Holding Up a Train Note. The man who told me these things was for several years an outlaw in the Southwest and a follower of the pursuit he so frankly describes. His description of the modus operandi should prove interesting, his counsel of value to the potential passenger in some future “holdup,” while his estimate of the pleasures of train robbing will hardly induce anyone to adopt it as a profession. I give the story in almost exactly his own words. O. H.
  237. The Easter of the Soul
  238. Ulysses and the Dogman
  239. The Complete Life of John Hopkins
  240. The Caliph and the Cad
  241. The Door of Unrest
  242. The Emancipation of Billy
  243. A Harlem Tragedy
  244. Dougherty’s Eye-Opener
  245. The Rubber Plant’s Story
  246. The Gold That Glittered
  247. A Lickpenny Lover
  248. The Missing Chord
  249. A Dinner at ———3 The Adventures of an Author With His Own Hero
  250. One Thousand Dollars
  251. A Comedy in Rubber
  252. The Defeat of the City
  253. The Pride of the Cities
  254. The Greater Coney
  255. Transients in Arcadia
  256. The Lady Higher Up
  257. The Foreign Policy of Company 99
  258. Two Renegades
  259. A Tempered Wind
  260. The Roads We Take
  261. The Furnished Room
  262. A Philistine in Bohemia
  263. The Diamond of Kali
  264. A Little Talk About Mobs
  265. Suite Homes and Their Romance
  266. The Caliph, Cupid and the Clock
  267. Makes the Whole World Kin
  268. The Love-Philtre of Ikey Schoenstein
  269. The Rathskeller and the Rose
  270. A Sacrifice Hit
  271. The Sleuths
  272. From the Cabby’s Seat
  273. The Theory and the Hound
  274. The Coming-Out of Maggie
  275. Squaring the Circle
  276. Hearts and Crosses
  277. The Ransom of Mack
  278. The Cop and the Anthem
  279. Christmas by Injunction
  280. The Green Door
  281. The Church with an Overshot-Wheel
  282. The Badge of Policeman O’Roon
  283. A Ramble in Aphasia
  284. The Making of a New Yorker
  285. A Service of Love
  286. Psyche and the Pskyscraper
  287. A Cosmopolite in a Café
  288. The Girl and the Habit Habit—a tendency or aptitude acquired by custom or frequent repetition.
  289. Vanity and Some Sables
  290. The Unknown Quantity The poet Longfellow—or was it Confucius, the inventor of wisdom?—remarked: “Life is real, life is earnest; And things are not what they seem.”
  291. Babes in the Jungle
  292. The Song and the Sergeant
  293. Man About Town
  294. Memoirs of a Yellow Dog
  295. Mammon and the Archer
  296. The Detective Detector
  297. “Little Speck in Garnered Fruit”
  298. The Shocks of Doom
  299. Extradited from Bohemia
  300. The Red Roses of Tonia
  301. Springtime à la Carte
  302. Between Rounds
  303. Tommy’s Burglar
  304. The Marry Month of May
  305. The Girl and the Graft
  306. The Call of the Tame
  307. According to Their Lights
  308. Roses, Ruses and Romance
  309. The Voice of the City
  310. Hostages to Momus
  311. Sisters of the Golden Circle
  312. The Dog and the Playlet
  313. An Adjustment of Nature
  314. A Midsummer Knight’s Dream “The knights are dead; Their swords are rust. Except a few who have to hust— Le all the time To raise the dust.”
  315. The Lost Blend
  316. An Unfinished Story
  317. Nemesis and the Candy Man
  318. The City of Dreadful Night
  319. The Skylight Room
  320. The Assessor of Success
  321. From Each According to His Ability
  322. The Poet and the Peasant
  323. A Bird of Bagdad
  324. The Plutonian Fire
  325. “The Guilty Party”
  326. The Count and the Wedding Guest
  327. The Last Leaf
  328. Elsie in New York
  329. The Clarion Call
  330. The Tale of a Tainted Tenner
  331. Two Thanksgiving Day Gentlemen
  332. Blind Man’s Holiday
  333. Telemachus, Friend
  334. A Double-Dyed Deceiver
  335. The Gift of the Magi
  336. The Duel
  337. The Thing’s the Play
  338. The Rubaiyat of a Scotch Highball
  339. The Buyer from Cactus City
  340. The Harbinger
  341. The Day Resurgent
  342. The Fool-Killer
  343. The Handbook of Hymen
  344. Brickdust Row
  345. Sociology in Serge and Straw
  346. “Girl”
  347. A Ruler of Men
  348. The Trimmed Lamp
  349. The Higher Abdication
  350. Calloway’s Code
  351. The Country of Elusion
  352. The Ethics of Pig
  353. Compliments of the Season
  354. Seats of the Haughty
  355. The Purple Dress
  356. Past One at Rooney’s
  357. The Indian Summer of Dry Valley Johnson
  358. The Man Higher Up
  359. Proof of the Pudding
  360. The Halberdier of the Little Rheinschloss
  361. The Caballero’s Way
  362. The Ransom of Red Chief
  363. The Fifth Wheel
  364. The World and the Door
  365. Phoebe
  366. “Next to Reading Matter”
  367. The Day We Celebrate
  368. The Octopus Marooned
  369. Jeff Peters as a Personal Magnet
  370. Modern Rural Sports
  371. The Chair of Philanthromathematics
  372. The Hand That Riles the World
  373. The Exact Science of Matrimony
  374. A Midsummer Masquerade
  375. Shearing the Wolf
  376. Innocents of Broadway
  377. Conscience in Art
  378. The Memento
  379. The Enchanted Profile
  380. A Night in New Arabia
  381. The Headhunter
  382. The Moment of Victory
  383. “The Rose of Dixie”
  384. Buried Treasure
  385. The Last of the Troubadours
  386. Strictly Business
  387. “What You Want”
  388. The Hiding of Black Bill
  389. Schools and Schools
  390. The Discounters of Money
  391. He Also Serves
  392. The Third Ingredient
  393. Thimble, Thimble
  394. Helping the Other Fellow “But can thim that helps others help thimselves!” Mulvaney
  395. Supply and Demand
  396. To Him Who Waits
  397. The Higher Pragmatism
  398. Bestseller
  399. No Story
  400. A Poor Rule
  401. Rus in Urbe
  402. The Venturers
  403. A Municipal Report The cities are full of pride, Challenging each to each— This from her mountainside, That from her burdened beach. R. Kipling
  404. A Christmas Pi
  405. A Technical Error
  406. Let Me Feel Your Pulse
  407. The Friendly Call
  408. The Snow Man
  409. Law and Order
  410. An Unfinished Christmas Story
  411. The Unprofitable Servant
  412. A Fog in Santone
  413. The Dream
  414. Endnotes
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Short Fiction

O. Henry

free · 898,343 words · ~60 h read · first published 1904

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Lord Oakhurst’s Curse

I

Lord Oakhurst lay dying in the oak chamber in the eastern wing of Oakhurst Castle. Through the open window in the calm of the summer evening, came the sweet fragrance of the early violets and budding trees, and to the dying man it seemed as if earth’s loveliness and beauty were never so apparent as on this bright June day, his last day of life.

His young wife, whom he loved with a devotion and strength that the presence of the king of terrors himself could not alter, moved about the apartment, weeping and sorrowful, sometimes arranging the sick man’s pillow and inquiring of him in low, mournful tones if anything could be done to give him comfort, and again, with stifled sobs, eating some chocolate caramels which she carried in the pocket of her apron. The servants went to and fro with that quiet and subdued tread which prevails in a house where death is an expected guest, and even the crash of broken china and shivered glass, which announced their approach, seemed to fall upon the ear with less violence and sound than usual.

Lord Oakhurst was thinking of days gone by, when he wooed and won his beautiful young wife, who was then but a charming and innocent girl. How clearly and minutely those scenes rose up at the call of his memory. He seemed to be standing once more beneath the old chestnut grove where they had plighted their troth in the twilight under the stars; while the rare fragrance of the June roses and the smell of supper came gently by on the breeze. There he had told her his love; how that his whole happiness and future joy lay in the hope that he might win her for a bride; that if she would trust her future to his care the devotedness of his lifetime should be hers, and his only thought would be to make her life one long day of sunshine and peanut candy.

How plainly he remembered how she had, with girlish shyness and coyness, at first hesitated, and murmured something to herself about “an old bald-beaded galoot,” but when he told her that to him life without her would be a blasted mockery, and that his income was £50,000 a year, she threw herself on to him and froze there with the tenacity of a tick on a brindled cow, and said, with tears of joy, “Hen-ery, I am thine.”

And now he was dying. In a few short hours his spirit would rise up at the call of the Destroyer and, quitting his poor, weak, earthly frame, would go forth into that dim and dreaded Unknown Land, and solve with certainty that Mystery which revealeth itself not to mortal man.

II

A carriage drove rapidly up the avenue and stopped at the door. Sir Everhard FitzArmond, the famous London physician, who had been telegraphed for, alighted and quickly ascended the marble steps. Lady Oakhurst met him at the door, her lovely face expressing great anxiety and grief. “Oh, Sir Everhard, I am so glad you have come. He seems to be sinking rapidly. Did you bring the cream almonds I mentioned in the telegram?”

Sir Everhard did not reply, but silently handed her a package, and, slipping a couple of cloves into his mouth, ascended the stairs that led to Lord Oakhurst’s apartment. Lady Oakhurst followed.

Sir Everhard approached the bedside of his patient and laid his hand gently on this sick man’s diagnosis. A shade of feeling passed over his professional countenance as he gravely and solemnly pronounced these words: “Madam, your husband has croaked.”

Lady Oakhurst at first did not comprehend his technical language, and her lovely mouth let up for a moment on the cream almonds. But soon his meaning flashed upon her, and she seized an axe that her husband was accustomed to keep by his bedside to mangle his servants with, and struck open Lord Oakhurst’s cabinet containing his private papers, and with eager hands opened the document which she took therefrom. Then, with a wild, unearthly shriek that would have made a steam piano go out behind a barn and kick itself in despair, she fell senseless to the floor.

Sir Everhard FitzArmond picked up the paper and read its contents. It was Lord Oakhurst’s will, bequeathing all his property to a scientific institution which should have for its object the invention of a means for extracting peach brandy from sawdust.

Sir Everhard glanced quickly around the room. No one was in sight. Dropping the will, he rapidly transferred some valuable ornaments and rare specimens of gold and silver filigree work from the centre table to his pockets, and rang the bell for the servants.

III

The Curse

Sir Everhard FitzArmond descended the stairway of Oakhurst Castle and passed out into the avenue that led from the doorway to the great iron gates of the park. Lord Oakhurst had been a great sportsman during his life and always kept a well-stocked kennel of curs, which now rushed out from their hiding places and with loud yelps sprang upon the physician, burying their fangs in his lower limbs and seriously damaging his apparel.

Sir Everhard, startled out of his professional dignity and usual indifference to human suffering, by the personal application of feeling, gave vent to a most horrible and blighting curse and ran with great swiftness to his carriage and drove off toward the city.

Bexar Scrip No. 2692

Whenever you visit Austin you should by all means go to see the General Land Office.

As you pass up the avenue you turn sharp round the corner of the courthouse, and on a steep hill before you you see a medieval castle.

You think of the Rhine; the “castled crag of Drachenfels”; the Lorelei; and the vine-clad slopes of Germany. And German it is in every line of its architecture and design.

The plan was drawn by an old draftsman from the “Vaterland,” whose heart still loved the scenes of his native land, and it is said he reproduced the design of a certain castle near his birthplace, with remarkable fidelity.

Under the present administration a new coat of paint has vulgarized its ancient and venerable walls. Modern tiles have replaced the limestone slabs of its floors, worn in hollows by the tread of thousands of feet, and smart and gaudy fixtures have usurped the place of the timeworn furniture that has been consecrated by the touch of hands that Texas will never cease to honor.

But even now, when you enter the building, you lower your voice, and time turns backward for you, for the atmosphere which you breathe is cold with the exudation of buried generations.

The building is stone with a coating of concrete; the walls are immensely thick; it is cool in the summer and warm in the winter; it is isolated and sombre; standing apart from the other state buildings, sullen and decaying, brooding on the past.

Twenty years ago it was much the same as now; twenty years from now the garish newness will be worn off and it will return to its appearance of gloomy decadence.

People living in other states can form no conception of the vastness and importance of the work performed and the significance of the millions of records and papers composing the archives of this office.

The title deeds, patents, transfers and legal documents connected with every foot of land owned in the state of Texas are filed here.

Volumes could be filled with accounts of the knavery, the double-dealing, the cross purposes, the perjury, the lies, the bribery, the alteration and erasing, the suppressing and destroying of papers, the various schemes and plots that for the sake of the almighty dollar have left their stains upon the records of the General Land Office.

No reference is made to the employees. No more faithful, competent and efficient force of men exists in the clerical portions of any government, but there is—or was, for their day is now over—a class of land speculators commonly called land sharks, unscrupulous and greedy, who have left their trail in every department of this office, in the shape of titles destroyed, patents cancelled, homes demolished and torn away, forged transfers and lying affidavits.

Before the modern tiles were laid upon the floors, there were deep hollows in the limestone slabs, worn by the countless feet that daily trod uneasily through its echoing corridors, pressing from file room to business room, from commissioner’s sanctum to record books and back again.

The honest but ignorant settler, bent on saving the little plot of land he called home, elbowed the wary land shark who was searching the records for evidence to oust him; the lordly cattle baron, relying on his influence and money, stood at the Commissioner’s desk side by side with the preemptor, whose little potato patch lay like a minute speck of island in the vast, billowy sea, of his princely pastures, and played the old game of “freeze-out,” which is as old as Cain and Abel.

The trail of the serpent is through it all.

Honest, earnest men have wrought for generations striving to disentangle the shameful coil that certain years of fraud and infamy have wound. Look at the files and see the countless endorsements of those in authority:

“Transfer doubtful—locked up.”

“Certificate a forgery—locked up.”

restoring your place…

fetching the rest…

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Short Fiction by O. Henry. The text is in the US public domain, from the Standard Ebooks edition. Served from our own copy; read on their site for the full edition with images and typography.

First published in 1904.

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