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  1. Affectionately Dedicated to my young friend Sumner Hamilton Britton of Chicago
  2. Prologue
  3. LIST OF CHAPTERS
  4. The Patchwork Girl of Oz
  5. Chapter One
  6. Ojo and Unc Nunkie
  7. Chapter Two
  8. The Crooked Magician
  9. Chapter Three
  10. The Patchwork Girl
  11. Chapter Four
  12. The Glass Cat
  13. Chapter Five
  14. A Terrible Accident
  15. Chapter Six
  16. The Journey
  17. Chapter Seven
  18. The Troublesome Phonograph
  19. Chapter Eight
  20. The Foolish Owl and the Wise Donkey
  21. Chapter Nine
  22. They Meet the Woozy
  23. "BEWARE OF THE WOOZY!"
  24. Chapter Ten
  25. Shaggy Man to the Rescue
  26. Chapter Eleven
  27. A Good Friend
  28. Chapter Twelve
  29. The Giant Porcupine
  30. Chapter Thirteen
  31. Scraps and the Scarecrow
  32. Chapter Fourteen
  33. Ojo Breaks the Law
  34. Chapter Fifteen
  35. Ozma's Prisoner
  36. Chapter Sixteen
  37. Princess Dorothy
  38. Chapter Seventeen
  39. Ozma and Her Friends
  40. Chapter Eighteen
  41. Ojo is Forgiven
  42. Chapter Nineteen
  43. Trouble with the Tottenhots
  44. Chapter Twenty
  45. The Captive Yoop
  46. "LOOK OUT FOR YOOP."
  47. "BEWARE THE CAPTIVE YOOP."
  48. "MISTER YOOP—HIS CAVE The Largest Untamed Giant in Captivity. Height, 21 Feet.—(And yet he has but 2 feet.) Weight, 1640 Pounds.—(But he waits all the time.) Age, 400 Years 'and Up' (as they say in the Department Store advertisements). Temper, Fierce and Ferocious.—(Except when asleep.) Appetite, Ravenous.—(Prefers Meat People and Orange Marmalade.) STRANGERS APPROACHING THIS CAVE DO SO AT THEIR OWN PERIL! P.S.—Don't feed the Giant yourself."
  49. Chapter Twenty-One
  50. Hip Hopper the Champion
  51. Chapter Twenty-Two
  52. The Joking Horners
  53. "WAR IS DECLARED"
  54. Chapter Twenty-Three
  55. Peace Is Declared
  56. Chapter Twenty-Four
  57. Ojo Finds the Dark Well
  58. Chapter Twenty-Five
  59. They Bribe the Lazy Quadling
  60. Chapter Twenty-Six
  61. The Trick River
  62. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  63. The Tin Woodman Objects
  64. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  65. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
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The Patchwork Girl of Oz

L. Frank Baum

free · 57,345 words · 6 h 42 m audiobook, read by Phil Chenevert for LibriVox · first published 1913

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Affectionately Dedicated to my young friend
Sumner Hamilton Britton of Chicago




Prologue

Through the kindness of Dorothy Gale of Kansas, afterward Princess Dorothy of Oz, an humble writer in the United States of America was once appointed Royal Historian of Oz, with the privilege of writing the chronicle of that wonderful fairyland. But after making six books about the adventures of those interesting but queer people who live in the Land of Oz, the Historian learned with sorrow that by an edict of the Supreme Ruler, Ozma of Oz, her country would thereafter be rendered invisible to all who lived outside its borders and that all communication with Oz would, in the future, be cut off.

The children who had learned to look for the books about Oz and who loved the stories about the gay and happy people inhabiting that favored country, were as sorry as their Historian that there would be no more books of Oz stories. They wrote many letters asking if the Historian did not know of some adventures to write about that had happened before the Land of Oz was shut out from all the rest of the world. But he did not know of any. Finally one of the children inquired why we couldn't hear from Princess Dorothy by wireless telegraph, which would enable her to communicate to the Historian whatever happened in the far-off Land of Oz without his seeing her, or even knowing just where Oz is.

That seemed a good idea; so the Historian rigged up a high tower in his back yard, and took lessons in wireless telegraphy until he understood it, and then began to call "Princess Dorothy of Oz" by sending messages into the air.

Now, it wasn't likely that Dorothy would be looking for wireless messages or would heed the call; but one thing the Historian was sure of, and that was that the powerful Sorceress, Glinda, would know what he was doing and that he desired to communicate with Dorothy. For Glinda has a big book in which is recorded every event that takes place anywhere in the world, just the moment that it happens, and so of course the book would tell her about the wireless message.

And that was the way Dorothy heard that the Historian wanted to speak with her, and there was a Shaggy Man in the Land of Oz who knew how to telegraph a wireless reply. The result was that the Historian begged so hard to be told the latest news of Oz, so that he could write it down for the children to read, that Dorothy asked permission of Ozma and Ozma graciously consented.

That is why, after two long years of waiting, another Oz story is now presented to the children of America. This would not have been possible had not some clever man invented the "wireless" and an equally clever child suggested the idea of reaching the mysterious Land of Oz by its means.

L. Frank Baum.

"OZCOT"
     at Hollywood
         in California




LIST OF CHAPTERS

1 -   Ojo and Unc Nunkie
2 -   The Crooked Magician
3 -   The Patchwork Girl
4 -   The Glass Cat
5 -   A Terrible Accident
6 -   The Journey
7 -   The Troublesome Phonograph
8 -   The Foolish Owl and the Wise Donkey
9 -   They Meet the Woozy
10 -   Shaggy Man to the Rescue
11 -   A Good Friend
12 -   The Giant Porcupine
13 -   Scraps and the Scarecrow
14 -   Ojo Breaks the Law
15 -   Ozma's Prisoner
16 -   Princess Dorothy
17 -   Ozma and Her Friends
18 -   Ojo is Forgiven
19 -   Trouble with the Tottenhots
20 -   The Captive Yoop
21 -   Hip Hopper the Champion
22 -   The Joking Horners
23 -   Peace is Declared
24 -   Ojo Finds the Dark Well
25 -   They Bribe the Lazy Quadling
26 -   The Trick River
27 -   The Tin Woodman Objects
28 -   The Wonderful Wizard of Oz



The Patchwork Girl of Oz



Chapter One

Ojo and Unc Nunkie

"Where's the butter, Unc Nunkie?" asked Ojo.

Unc looked out of the window and stroked his long beard. Then he turned to the Munchkin boy and shook his head.

"Isn't," said he.

"Isn't any butter? That's too bad, Unc. Where's the jam then?" inquired Ojo, standing on a stool so he could look through all the shelves of the cupboard. But Unc Nunkie shook his head again.

"Gone," he said.

"No jam, either? And no cake—no jelly—no apples—nothing but bread?"

"All," said Unc, again stroking his beard as he gazed from the window.

The little boy brought the stool and sat beside his uncle, munching the dry bread slowly and seeming in deep thought.

"Nothing grows in our yard but the bread tree," he mused, "and there are only two more loaves on that tree; and they're not ripe yet. Tell me, Unc; why are we so poor?"

The old Munchkin turned and looked at Ojo. He had kindly eyes, but he hadn't smiled or laughed in so long that the boy had forgotten that Unc Nunkie could look any other way than solemn. And Unc never spoke any more words than he was obliged to, so his little nephew, who lived alone with him, had learned to understand a great deal from one word.

"Why are we so poor, Unc?" repeated the boy.

"Not," said the old Munchkin.

"I think we are," declared Ojo. "What have we got?"

"House," said Unc Nunkie.

"I know; but everyone in the Land of Oz has a place to live. What else, Unc?"

"Bread."

"I'm eating the last loaf that's ripe. There; I've put aside your share, Unc. It's on the table, so you can eat it when you get hungry. But when that is gone, what shall we eat, Unc?"

The old man shifted in his chair but merely shook his head.

"Of course," said Ojo, who was obliged to talk because his uncle would not, "no one starves in the Land of Oz, either. There is plenty for everyone, you know; only, if it isn't just where you happen to be, you must go where it is."

The aged Munchkin wriggled again and stared at his small nephew as if disturbed by his argument.

"By to-morrow morning," the boy went on, "we must go where there is something to eat, or we shall grow very hungry and become very unhappy."

"Where?" asked Unc.

"Where shall we go? I don't know, I'm sure," replied Ojo. "But you must know, Unc. You must have traveled, in your time, because you're so old. I don't remember it, because ever since I could remember anything we've lived right here in this lonesome, round house, with a little garden back of it and the thick woods all around. All I've ever seen of the great Land of Oz, Unc dear, is the view of that mountain over at the south, where they say the Hammerheads live—who won't let anybody go by them—and that mountain at the north, where they say nobody lives."

"One," declared Unc, correcting him.

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More by L. Frank Baum

  • Dorothy and the Wizard in Oz
    You get Dorothy at her most resourceful here, stranded after a California earthquake and making her way through bizarre underground countries with the Wizard, who is brave in bursts but still a nervous showman. It’s a stranger, more episodic Oz book, best if you enjoy Baum’s odd landscapes more than a tightly shaped adventure.
  • Glinda of Oz
    You get Dorothy and Ozma traveling with Glinda into the strange country of the Flatheads, where Baum’s imagination turns geography into play. It’s a gentle, episodic late Oz book, more curious than suspenseful, and especially good when you want the familiar characters in a slightly dreamier, less polished adventure.
  • Oz Stories
    Baum's short Oz pieces, chiefly the Little Wizard Stories: quick episodes that put Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and company through one neat scrape apiece. Written for younger readers than the novels; small servings with the original voice intact.

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  • The Oz Books

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The Patchwork Girl of Oz by L. Frank Baum. The text is in the US public domain, digitized by Project Gutenberg’s volunteers and served from our own copy.

Narrated by Phil Chenevert for LibriVox, also public domain.

First published in 1913.

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