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Ulysses

James Joyce

free · 265,869 words · 31 h 45 m audiobook, read by volunteers for LibriVox · first published 2003

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I

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressinggown, ungirdled, was sustained gently behind him by the mild morning air. He held the bowl aloft and intoned:

―Introibo ad altare Dei.

Halted, he peered down the dark winding stairs and called up coarsely:

―Come up, Kinch. Come up, you fearful jesuit.

Solemnly he came forward and mounted the round gunrest. He faced about and blessed gravely thrice the tower, the surrounding country and the awaking mountains. Then, catching sight of Stephen Dedalus, he bent towards him and made rapid crosses in the air, gurgling in his throat and shaking his head. Stephen Dedalus, displeased and sleepy, leaned his arms on the top of the staircase and looked coldly at the shaking gurgling face that blessed him, equine in its length, and at the light untonsured hair, grained and hued like pale oak.

Buck Mulligan peeped an instant under the mirror and then covered the bowl smartly.

―Back to barracks, he said sternly.

He added in a preacher’s tone:

―For this, O dearly beloved, is the genuine Christine: body and soul and blood and ouns. Slow music, please. Shut your eyes, gents. One moment. A little trouble about those white corpuscles. Silence, all.

He peered sideways up and gave a long low whistle of call, then paused awhile in rapt attention, his even white teeth glistening here and there with gold points. Chrysostomos. Two strong shrill whistles answered through the calm.

―Thanks, old chap, he cried briskly. That will do nicely. Switch off the current, will you?

He skipped off the gunrest and looked gravely at his watcher, gathering about his legs the loose folds of his gown. The plump shadowed face and sullen oval jowl recalled a prelate, patron of arts in the middle ages. A pleasant smile broke quietly over his lips.

―The mockery of it, he said gaily. Your absurd name, an ancient Greek.

He pointed his finger in friendly jest and went over to the parapet, laughing to himself. Stephen Dedalus stepped up, followed him wearily halfway and sat down on the edge of the gunrest, watching him still as he propped his mirror on the parapet, dipped the brush in the bowl and lathered cheeks and neck.

Buck Mulligan’s gay voice went on.

―My name is absurd too: Malachi Mulligan, two dactyls. But it has a Hellenic ring, hasn’t it? Tripping and sunny like the buck himself. We must go to Athens. Will you come if I can get the aunt to fork out twenty quid?

He laid the brush aside and, laughing with delight, cried:

―Will he come? The jejune jesuit.

Ceasing, he began to shave with care.

―Tell me, Mulligan, Stephen said quietly.

―Yes, my love?

―How long is Haines going to stay in this tower?

Buck Mulligan showed a shaven cheek over his right shoulder.

―God, isn’t he dreadful? he said frankly. A ponderous Saxon. He thinks you’re not a gentleman. God, these bloody English. Bursting with money and indigestion. Because he comes from Oxford. You know, Dedalus, you have the real Oxford manner. He can’t make you out. O, my name for you is the best: Kinch, the knifeblade.

He shaved warily over his chin.

―He was raving all night about a black panther, Stephen said. Where is his guncase?

―A woful lunatic, Mulligan said. Were you in a funk?

―I was, Stephen said with energy and growing fear. Out here in the dark with a man I don’t know raving and moaning to himself about shooting a black panther. You saved men from drowning. I’m not a hero, however. If he stays on here I am off.

Buck Mulligan frowned at the lather on his razor blade. He hopped down from his perch and began to search his trouser pockets hastily.

―Scutter, he cried thickly.

He came over to the gunrest and, thrusting a hand into Stephen’s upper pocket, said:

―Lend us a loan of your noserag to wipe my razor.

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More by James Joyce

  • A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
    The prose literally grows up with Stephen, from baby talk to feverish theology, and the hellfire sermon in the middle will scare you even if you've never been Catholic. Slow going in spots, but if you like watching a mind assemble itself, this is that.
  • Dubliners
    Nothing much happens in these stories, and that's the point: small humiliations, missed chances, whole lives caught in a glance. If you can sit with quiet sadness, the last one, with Gabriel at the party and snow falling over Ireland, will stay with you for years.
  • Exiles
    Joyce's one play, and it's all talk, three people circling the question of whether love can survive total freedom, with Richard almost daring his partner Bertha toward another man. Slow and cerebral in the Ibsen mold, but if you like watching jealousy dissected honestly, it stings.

genres

  • Psychological
  • Domestic

appears in

  • Books That Play with the Book
  • Le Monde's 100 Books of the Century
  • Modern Library's 100 Best Novels
  • Modernists
  • The Guardian's 100 Best Novels in English
  • The Guardian's 100 Greatest Novels (2003)

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Ulysses by James Joyce. The text is in the US public domain, from the Standard Ebooks edition. Served from our own copy; read on their site for the full edition with images and typography.

Narrated by Brian, hefyd, iremonger, Nathan Jordan, Kirsty Leishman, Richard Wallis, LizMourant, penboy7000, Cath Garde, Grant Hurlock, Laurie Anne Walden, Elizabeth Klett, mb, Andy Minter (1934-2017), Peter Yearsley, Anna Simon, David Lawrence, TriciaG, Nadine Eckert-Boulet, Availle, Algy Pug, Amy Gramour, Julia Niedermaier, David Olson, Beth Thomas (1974-2020), Amanda Friday, Kristin G., ToddHW, Rapunzelina, CaprishaPage, Alan Mapstone, April Gonzales, Charlotte Duckett, Moromis, Libby Gohn, bala, Saethon, Ben Lindsey-Clark, Filippo Gioachin, Bill Boerst, Ted Delorme, ElleyKat, Pamela Krantz, hikarudream, NoelBadrian, Nathanial W.C. Higgins, Kevinc, Naomi Park, Emily Jones, David Stephenson, Aiden Herrera, tovarisch, Brendan MacKenzie, Elliot Gage, shivagogo, Lucy Perry, MaryAnn, Barry Eads, Margaret Espaillat, Elizabeth Barr, Phil Chenevert, Chuck Williamson, Marty, Cynthia Moyer, Jaysen Raye, Savannah, Loveday, Woolly Bee, Hunter, Anastasiia Solokha, Kanta, Drew Johnson, thechanneler, Chris Meabe, KHand, Eric Metzler, gmrbill, Josh Kirsh, AS - andreastrano, Kevin Johnson, rookieblue, Karen, Paul Adams, Maggie Russell, John Kooz, taijohn, mevans, and Arielle Lipshaw for LibriVox, also public domain.

First published in 2003.

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